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My favorite Pokedex entry:

This Pokémon flies at Mach 2 speed, seeking prey. Its large talons are feared as wicked weapons.
posted at 06/27/09 04:38 -- 49 minutes, 55 seconds since previous post
Post last edited on 06/27/09 04:39 by Broken_luck
Is that Pidgeot's? Because that makes me laugh even more because Pidgeot's slower than Fearow.

Fun Fact: If Pidgeot can fly up to speeds of Mach 2, then it flies as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog's top running speed, which is the speed of sound.
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posted at 06/27/09 05:06 -- 27 minutes, 14 seconds since previous post
Uh, Mach 2 is twice the speed of sound. Hence the 2.
posted at 06/27/09 19:18 -- 14 hours, 12 minutes since previous post
Ah. ^_^;; I knew that. So, Sonic never WAS the fastest thing alive...
Eon Gym is now open!

Plt FC: 2278-2573-8403

Rules:
~Single-battle, 6 vs how many you want on your team
Banned thingamajiggies: Double Team, more than 1 pokemon cannot be put to sleep at once, no Ubers(see Smogon's list), No Event-exclusive berries, No hacks.
posted at 06/27/09 19:49 -- 31 minutes, 6 seconds since previous post
I hate that blue faggot!
"All it takes is one bad day..."
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The Killing Joke

Gym slots:
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posted at 06/27/09 19:57 -- 7 minutes, 16 seconds since previous post
That was uncalled for and irrelevant to the topic.
Eon Gym is now open!

Plt FC: 2278-2573-8403

Rules:
~Single-battle, 6 vs how many you want on your team
Banned thingamajiggies: Double Team, more than 1 pokemon cannot be put to sleep at once, no Ubers(see Smogon's list), No Event-exclusive berries, No hacks.
posted at 06/27/09 21:18 -- 1 hour, 21 minutes since previous post
Post last edited on 06/27/09 21:18 by Xavius
Doesn't it say in many of the pokedexes that Machop lifts Graveler to work out? Why would a Graveler put up with that? the graveler would probably have to be at least twice the Machop's level, or the Machop would be a Machoke. Thus, the Graveler could EASILY teach that Machop a lesson by using selfdestruct or even Explosion. And where do all those Machoke and Machamp get those belts of thiers?
-maCHOP (Karate Chop action)
-maCHOKE (Choking you)
-maCHAMP (Is better than you)
-GEODude (Break it open to get the shinies)
-GRAVELer (Made of little things)
-GOLEM (large, artificial thing that beats on stuff)
-Charmeleon (Why can't it change colors?)
-IVYsaur (grows on your house and lawn)
-Beedrill (Yellow/Black drills in back)
-Pidgey(eon) (shoulda been an Eeveelution)
-sandSLASH (big sharp claws)
-nidoKING (who's yo daddy?)
-nidoQUEEN (who's yo momma?)
-cleFAIRY (cute, winged, and mischevious!)
-cleFABLE (nothing but a story)
-Vileplume (nasty cloud)
-Paras (france)
-DIGlett (will)
-DUGtrio (has)
-MEOWth (chatty catty)
-PERsian (happy rumbles)
-Psyduck (Fowl powers)
-GOLDuck (golden eggs, huh?)
-Mankey (smelly monkey)
-Primape (Healthy monkey)
-poliWRATH (angry frog)
-poliTOED (split feet)
-Abra, Kadabra, ALAKAZAM!! (need I say more?)
-Tentacool & tentacruel (you know they're only here for the Hentai)
-PONYta (feeling a little horse?)
-Rapidash (fancy feet)
-Farfetch'd (olden tale)
-Seel (have I got approval?)
-Grimer, Muk (filthy sludge)
-Shellder (stop beenig so shelfish!)
-Cloyster (sequestered away) [a CLOISTER is another name for a nunnery]
-Gastly (nothing but fumes)
-Haunter (sticking around forever)
-Gengar (sickly loss) [based on Gangrene, a nastly affliction]
-Onix (dark, pretty stone. PKDX says it turns black with age)
-Steelix (iron genes)
-(your feeling a little) Drowzee
-Hypno[sis] makes you tired
-Feeling a little Krabby?
-Electrode (volts on the mind)
-Cubone (plays pool)
-Marowak (inner bones)
-Hitmontop (Dradle, dradle, dradle...)
-Lickitung (cat got yours?)
-Koffing and Weezing (my lungs out)
-Chansey (random find)
-Tangela (in quite a knot)
-Tangrowth (very knotty, and getting worse)
-Kangashkan (warlords with littluns)
-Horsea (giddyup)
-Kingdra (with a royal rock)
-Goldeen (nothing but a fancy fish)

Automerged:
sorry, but the origanal 151 are RIFE with silly puns on the point of topic. And I only got to #118!
Damn Wi-Fi dead zone... I can't set up my gym!

Other than that... I'M BACK!!!!
posted at 06/27/09 21:22 -- 4 minutes since previous post
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG, that´s a LOT of randomness.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Gym slots:
Trainer has been chosen
Tri Prong badge
5-5 double battles. You must email me to make a challenge request.
Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
posted at 06/27/09 21:30 -- 7 minutes, 57 seconds since previous post
Did you know that a Machamp can punch 30,000 times in one minute?
Eon Gym is now open!

Plt FC: 2278-2573-8403

Rules:
~Single-battle, 6 vs how many you want on your team
Banned thingamajiggies: Double Team, more than 1 pokemon cannot be put to sleep at once, no Ubers(see Smogon's list), No Event-exclusive berries, No hacks.
posted at 06/27/09 21:32 -- 2 minutes, 11 seconds since previous post
500 a second?!?!?!?!?
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Gym slots:
Trainer has been chosen
Tri Prong badge
5-5 double battles. You must email me to make a challenge request.
Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
posted at 06/27/09 22:17 -- 44 minutes, 11 seconds since previous post
Yup, yup, if you did your multiplication correctly! ^^
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Name and FC: Phili: 0646-3462-0041
Mario Kart Wii Name and FC: Philip: Will update. -9799-3665
posted at 06/27/09 22:35 -- 18 minutes, 12 seconds since previous post
125 each hand.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Gym slots:
Trainer has been chosen
Tri Prong badge
5-5 double battles. You must email me to make a challenge request.
Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
posted at 06/28/09 00:07 -- 1 hour, 32 minutes since previous post
LOL donnt ask wat muk spelled backwards is
Gym is open Now!
challenge me Name- Spazz FC: 4211-2068-3292
Water gym level 50
email Puckhead67@comcast.net to challenge
8th Gym
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posted at 06/28/09 17:00 -- 16 hours, 52 minutes since previous post
lulz innuendo in pokemon.
Eon Gym is now open!

Plt FC: 2278-2573-8403

Rules:
~Single-battle, 6 vs how many you want on your team
Banned thingamajiggies: Double Team, more than 1 pokemon cannot be put to sleep at once, no Ubers(see Smogon's list), No Event-exclusive berries, No hacks.
posted at 06/29/09 02:26 -- 9 hours, 26 minutes since previous post
Kum?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Name and FC: Phili: 0646-3462-0041
Mario Kart Wii Name and FC: Philip: Will update. -9799-3665
posted at 06/29/09 02:31 -- 4 minutes, 58 seconds since previous post
yes and don't say that, it is extremely inappropriate for someone your age. It's not a swear so much as something that isn't a very good social topic, errrm just very awkward trying to explain it. JUST DON'T SAY IT!
posted at 06/29/09 02:33 -- 1 minute, 47 seconds since previous post
ME NO SAY THAT!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Name and FC: Phili: 0646-3462-0041
Mario Kart Wii Name and FC: Philip: Will update. -9799-3665
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